BULLS VS SPURS RECAP
I’m drunk and in LA here’s my recap… BULLS BEAT THAT ASS!
BULLS vs The Former Mr. Eva Longoria and the Nursing Home (SPURS) TONIGHT!!!
AT&T Center - San Antonio, TX
8:30 pm (central) Tip Off
ESPN and ESPN1000
Rumors have it that Mr. and Mrs. Longoria have split up… My inside sources are telling me that Eva will be at the game cheering on Brain Scalabrine who allegedly stole the Desperate Houswives whore star from Monsieur Parker while he was wacking off to gay porn all summer (for some reason Tony Parker looks like a gay child molester to me). Either way the Bulls are coming off a close victory last night in Houston so this game may be pretty rough. Look for the Spurs to pound the Bulls inside early and utilize Manu and Parker’s slashing abilities late after they’ve worn out the Bulls front court.
